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This is the "it burns!" website.  Fuck the flashy, internet, html bullshit.  If you don't like it plain and boring like this, well, tough shit.  I'm too fucking lazy to make this site look any better so...um...yeah.  Most of it isn't constructed yet but who gives a fuck?  Internet geeks suck.  I hate you internet geeks.  I hate you with the undying passion of a thousand horny Antonio Banderez.  Where's the message board you ask?  There isn't one, and there'll never be one because all a message board is good for is allowing a bunch of zit faced geeks bitch about and talk shit to each other and totally ignore the purpose of a message board, which is to help communicate and provide information from the band.  If you need info email it_burns_rocks@hotmail.com and we'll be happy to give you all the information you need.  Anyway, I was just kidding about hating you.  I probably don't know you and that was an unfair generalization I made.  But if you are an internet geek spending all of their time masturbating to porno, then fuck off you jizz sucking turd monkey from the deepest reaches of Richard Simmons' asshole. 

-Crack Habit Rabbit